Posted by
VBushmills on Friday, September 18, 2009 7:03:17 AM
Portland, 18 September
OK, I'm only three-quarters serious, because even if Scott Brown were elected for even two years, he'd probably do a Kirsten Gillibrand and become the most liberal back-stabbing Republican Massachusetts has ever seen...and in Ol' Mass, that's saying a lot.
Still, we recommend he hire Jay Leno or Colin to write his campaign.
"Hey, it's only for two years. Isn't there anything you'd like to get even with the Kennedy's about? (drum roll)
"Besides, imagine what it would be like for the other 49 states actually liking us for two years. (drum roll)
"For once in fifty years we'd actually outrank Quebec in the "love from our fellow man" category. (drum roll)
"A priest, a rabbi and a Mexican walk into this bar, see..."
Personally, I believe there's a lot of wistful Massachucks (or is it Massachite? Massachussetin?) out there who would like a two year respite in the fresh air...just to see what it smelled like.
BC